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Husband & Wife-ly jokes!


Sent by Hiyab Tsegay - Eritrea
Husband:  Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
                 It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
      Wife:  No darling, it means,
                With Idiot For Ever
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      Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
               So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
                So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor:  Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
   Wife:  When must I give them to him?
Doctor:  They are for you
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   Wife:     I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
                So I bought 3 movie tickets.
      Wife:  Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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      Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
  Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
    You know, I was a fool when I married you.
    The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

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