Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant
bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed
her father and placed some thing in his hand,
..Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the
father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were
on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest
day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him
and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to
The whole audience including priest started laughing.......... but
not the poor groom!