I am back...!

My next-door neighbour Mzee Kamau had an argument with his wife who got too angry, packed her bags and went back to her parents' home.
Unfortunately for Mrs. Kamau, she had to pass her husband's home everyday as she went to and from work and even to the shops.

Days passed and still Mrs Kamau did not go back to her husband until Kamau realized that Mrs. Kamau was not coming back and so he decided to go to Nakumatt. When he got to Nakumatt Supermarket, Kamau bought five XXL ladies panties in five different colours and went home.

As Kamau's wife passed by his house on her way to her parents' home only to see one XXL Red panty hanging from the wash line.......she pretended to ignore it and walked on!
The following day there is an XXL Pink panty hanging on the wash line....she once again pretends to ignore it but walks on fuming inside.
The next morning there is an XXL Blue panty hanging on the wash line and guess what?

She couldn't hold it any longer..........Kamau sees his fuming wife approaching him, screaming her lungs out "Kaaamau.........no fat woman of yours will make me leave my home, I am back...!"

Advice to the Ladies: Please do not take chances.